Count to 10 and begin again

It's Monday (almost) morning again, which means it's time to search the new listings. One of the few great things about not having a job is that you really don't have to get out of bed on Monday morning, and in fact, there would be little point to doing so. No one calls you to follow up about applications at this point in the week, and the first new job listings of the week are rarely posted online before midday. To all of this, I raise my coffee mug and say "Cheers!"