Cash 4 Gold

I know we've joked about the Cash 4 Gold commercials and how completely obvious the scam is, but I'm actually starting to think we were looking at it the wrong way. How great would it be if that company was actually run by the police or the FBI, and they really do want stolen gold so they can nab the really stupid criminals who are trying to fence their loot there? That would be awesome. There's no way it's true, but it would be great if it were. Hmm, maybe I should apply for one of those FBI jobs after all...